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My daughter takes make-believe to the next level. She has an infant babydoll/family member that is always around. Wherever we go, she goes. Kind of like “my buddy” for those of you old enough to remember.
I’m headed off to Target. I’ve got lots of shopping to do. I load the car with all three of my kids: 5, 3 1/2 and almost 2.
Read this hilarious step-by-step summer guide to multiple mommy fails. Can you top this? Tell us your story!
I washed a diaper inside of my high efficiency washer. YIKES. Here’s what I did next.
Here I was, floating through life with me in the center. I shopped often, ate well, partied hard, and had an abundance of me-time. Until….. the kids came to kick in the door, waiving a new reality on my entire life! All the things I used to do before….NULL AND VOID! It’s like they just…
I love Halloween because it’s such a fun day! But I would be remiss if I didn’t share with you some of the funny thoughts that cross my mind during the course of the evening. Will my kids even wear their costumes? Many years, getting the kids to put on their costumes is such a…
*Texting* Mr. Target, I hate to put you on blast in a text. But we kind of need to talk. I’ve been thinking, and you know how I am when I get to thinking. It’s time for us to see someone else. It’s not me this time, it’s you, my dear. Why do you do…
Restaurant date for a party of 5! Hold tight, because this isn’t for the faint at heart. Let me set the tone for you. My 4 year-old is hangry (hungry + angry) and pouting because she “is starving” and cannot wait another second for her favorite spaghetti. My 2 year-old is climbing out of…
I thought I was a cool mom, but apparently that changed. I recently signed up to have a parent-teacher conference with my 14-year old son. Because the conference took place immediately before school started, I suggested what I thought was a bright idea. As I parked and turned the car off, I casually said “OK,…
The thought of taking my little ones to church sometimes seems like a scary undertaking! Every Sunday I find myself wondering, will I make it out alive? Or will this be the day they finally sit perfectly still like the kids on TV? Not a chance! At least not yet. The last time I took…
Why am I so cranky today? Hmmm, let me list the reasons. I didn’t sleep well. For some odd and mysterious reason, my children morphed back into newborns and determined that being up during the night was much more ideal than sleeping. Can I take a nap? I cooked dinner and no one ate. You’d…
If scientists could uncover these 12 mysteries, that’ll be great. The Great Sock Debate. Like really. How do so many socks go missing? Like, hundreds each year? It’s a mystery that doesn’t even statistically add up. How do so many mates somehow lose their loved-ones in my dryer? There have been many published theories over…
My thoughts on the first day of work back from maternity leave: It’s my first day back to work after maternity leave, and I can’t believe I made it without dying from emotional pain! Oh God it hurts! My little poopsie’s first day at daycare! He’s probably scared and wondering where I am. Honey, I’m…